You'll work for free for two months
take out a few loans, buy some expensive presents, then the boss will announce that they can't afford to give you your back pay, you'll be made redundant, the bailliffs will be called in, and you'll be back to picking lettuces at 4am with BO-stenched Latvians for a gangmaster before September.

Still, thumbs up and all that.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

i like latvians
the stinkier the better. plus, some of the less hairy ones, have a ladypocket, and if you give em a shiny new pound, they'll let you shove your todger in there and flail about like a drowning man.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:16, archived)