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i'm gonna be smug
and you lot are gonna crucify me, and i don't care :D
i just traded in my old shitty job for a shiny new one in graphic design. fucking win! i'm gonna get drunk now.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
Well done mate :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT WERE YA BEEEEEEAAATCHEEEEZZ?!?!!?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
*faints*
*wakes up*
*rereads post*
*faints again but this time manages to end up in a compromising position with a waste paper bin*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
lets both double dick the next girl to reply!!!
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Afternoon!
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
*imagines mykey in a skirt*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
No doubt this has you frothing at the gash.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
It's like someone's turned on a tap.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
WOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
/Moohalaa
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
Actually, go with Mykey.
Fuller breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
2 sicks in 2 minutes
guuuuh
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
can i get in on this titty action?
*jiggles hairy moobs seductively*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
That's wonderful
But it's home time now so I really couldn't care less.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
i shall be home in an hour
and pissed as a cunt in an hour and a half.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Blimey, you're easy.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
awesome power!
I've been trying to phone the council all day to ask them why they didn't want me, but it either just rang and rang or was engaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
Awwwww fuck...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
up there
               ↑

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
i just tried to wipe that arrow off my screen like it was a speck of dirt :/

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
my god, the council, slackin on a friday??
unfuckingheardof!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
most councils work a short day on fridays

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
Work?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 29 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
pretty damn short if they've gone home by 11 am.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
no, 11am is lunchtime. then, back for half one, out at 1:35 for a ciggie, then back, then home about 2?
sounds about right for a weekday.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
don't make me even more upset about not being able to get a job there.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
nice one
what were you doing before?

oh and have a croissant
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 29 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
network engineer
basically i press f5 and delegate blame. usually in 12 hour patches. it was fuckin shit, you could train a chimp to do it.. in fact i suspect that's their next costcutting move.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
you'll eventually grow to hate the new job as much as you did the old one

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
Commeth the hour
and we can remind him of his smuggery.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
well done
I work with loads of photoshop and illustrator monkeys. You need to look cool 24/7, and sit 3 cm away from your massive 24" screen. that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
I could do that
well apart from the looking cool bit
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
i shall prepare my 'don't bother me i'm intensely involved in something arcane and important' squint
and wear my best kipper tie. it's an actual kipper y'know!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
You'll work for free for two months
take out a few loans, buy some expensive presents, then the boss will announce that they can't afford to give you your back pay, you'll be made redundant, the bailliffs will be called in, and you'll be back to picking lettuces at 4am with BO-stenched Latvians for a gangmaster before September.

Still, thumbs up and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
i like latvians
the stinkier the better. plus, some of the less hairy ones, have a ladypocket, and if you give em a shiny new pound, they'll let you shove your todger in there and flail about like a drowning man.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 18:16, archived)