And he probably wouldnt have paid holidays anyway, but I heard somewhere you're dont get paid holidays if you dont work your notice.
Or something. I tried to keep it lighthearted and to the point.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
Are you struggling to get JUSTICE in an ONLINE EMPLOYMENT RELATED ISSUE.

INTERNETLAWYERMAN can help.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

Haha! YES! I AM CLICKING THIS WITH THE MOST MY FAT FINGERS CAN MASH MY CHEESEY-KEYBOARD.
Excellent puppet-accounting.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:30, archived)