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Hi folks, I quit my job today. I'm no longer a psychic! Hazaaah!
The juicy details are here (the general jist is I refused to work when they were trying to bully me into it). So, I can either try and find another job or I can work full-time on the company.
I don't really expect you to care, but regardless of consequences, I feel quite good and felt I had to share with people who might feign and interest.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
Noit left his job at half ten this morning,
and started his new one at half one this afternoon.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
Thats excellent.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
It is.
Also, well done:)
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
:) I trust you are well too, etc?

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
Not too bad.
I left my job yesterday, eep. Need to find a nice part time job now.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
orish phone sex line?
all the perverted things you can do with potatoes.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
"ohhh, I'm rubbing my King Edward against your Prince Albert..."

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
OH GOD IT'S IN ALL MY EYES

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
I accidentally clicked ilt on this post
My subconscious obviously cares a lot for noit
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
This is fairly big news,
but more importantly, did my randomburn arrive?
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
Nope, not yet I dont think.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
did mine?

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
Yes! It did :) I ripped it and its on my playlist. Cheers.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
It should be there soon.
Two other victims have got theirs, including one in Germany.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
I've got the playlist done but my external CD drive is broke :(
I may have to just write the lyrics on a sheet and post them instead for each song
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
Speaking of randomburn
I too have my to burn list done but will not be able to send them off til monday...sorry those poor sods who will end up with cds full of crap.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
haha oh very much this
I'll get a friend to burn them and post them to me I think
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
I have been looking whilst at car boot sales for some truly obscure tat
and I now have a cd worth to send out.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
I'm reassured that I'm not the only person who hasn't sent mine
Mind you, I haven't received any yet either, so at least five people are as tardy as i
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
MEXICAN STANDOFF

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
Are you doing me Moohalaa?

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
if you ask nicely and buy him the odd drink

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
maybe
*unzips*
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
Can see through the strike-throughs.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
Only partially, at least I've made an effort.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
that's because you've got special powers.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
I'm able to make people with spots shout at their PC monitors.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
"No-one tells me when to go to bed"
"Go to bed, spotty"
I can just imagine you in a bearskin hat now.

Somebody in the world must know what I'm going on about.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
Go to bed, spotty.
Ha-ha - I'd forgotten that.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
a young ones quote

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
good for you,
personal awesome empowerment and all that. I hope it works out.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
Cheers :)

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
.
I just ate steak and kidney pie that smelled of horse urine. Now, I know that the kidney's are were urine is processed, but they were definitely cooked, and they were from a cow. Should they have smelled thusly?
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
No, they should not have.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

did you make it yourself? sounds like the kidneys were not adequately rinsed...so the uriney smell was probably...urine...
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
won't do you any harm,
just isn't very nice, really.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
wiki wee-wee
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
Kidneys always smell slightly pissy to me.
Shouldn't be strong enough to taint the whole pie though
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
If you'd get your holiday allowance if you wored out a week's notice, why didn't you?
But yes, okay, yes, I hope you'll be much happier now you're not working for them.

Have you got anything else lined up?
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
I run a company, but I suppose I now just have to work my arse of at it in order to make it profitable.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
what does it do?

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
And he probably wouldnt have paid holidays anyway, but I heard somewhere you're dont get paid holidays if you dont work your notice.
Or something. I tried to keep it lighthearted and to the point.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
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(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
Haha! YES! I AM CLICKING THIS WITH THE MOST MY FAT FINGERS CAN MASH MY CHEESEY-KEYBOARD.
Excellent puppet-accounting.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
I applied for some jobs today.
I don't know if I really want to do any of them though.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
I know that feeling.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
of course you don't.
That's why they'd have to pay you to do them.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
The only downside to this is that you will no longer come here and ask us to contribute to sad acts who think phone psychic lines are a good idea
but aside from that well done in telling them enough is enough.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
Nah, I got in trouble for playing the psychic-game on b3ta :(

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
Pffft, oops.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
shame
twas a laugh.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
It was quite good, made the job less dull.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
but I supoose as it was psychic
you should have seen this coming.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
I always wanted to make a sign for the office that said "you don't have to be psychic to work here. but it helps!!!"

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
at least now you can get a reference from Doris Stokes and Derek Acorah

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
Don't get me started on Derek Acorah, the mother fucker.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
is that what he does now?

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
you should have added to your resignation letter
"Of course, none of this should come as a surprise to you..."
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
HAHAHA, fuck! Damnit. I really wish I did now.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
piss ;)

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
where "always" means since I suggested it

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
Was that you? I wondered where it came from. I'm not usually that witty.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6101119
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
and they didn't see that coming?

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
Bloody well done.
I can't remember how many times I've wished I had the balls* to simply walk out of a shite job.

*figuratively speaking
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
Good work there.
Frankly I wouldn't have stood for even a fraction of the management bollocks you've been subjected to, but then again the logistics industry is so fiercely competitive that they wouldn't have got away with it, especially not in these times.

What's your next move?
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:10, archived)