Have you considered going into journalism?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Or espionage?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

both of which use newspapers
either to be written for or be hidden behind.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:12, archived)