Do you only turn up when the football is on?!
Why can't people think and plan ahead?!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

how can i plan ahead when i have no idea when footie is on
people should plan around me, with RFID dongles and satellites and wi-fi dammit
( chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:32, archived)