I'm going to confiscate your kittens.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

ConfisCAT more like.
The whole kitten thing has proved me right. They are cunts and I hate them.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

:(((((
You're horrible. I'm definitely taking them now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:18, archived)