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I like eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
even eggs are intelligent enough to realise you're a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
Wife at spa. Child whinging. Fuck everything.
Who wants child. Wank wank wank.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
BAD PARENT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
put on ben 10

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
Fuck that.
Emperor's New School on Disney.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
I don't have bloody Sky
So it's Ben 10.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
Fuck you, tellyfail.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
Can I have your address so I can inform social services that you've been left alone in charge of a child?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
i think we should all settle down and look forward to the bingo
tonight at 8 ish
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
Near the top.
I just had the best shit i've had in months.

God, i feel like Todd, talking about poo like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 30 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
You're nowhere near the top, you sad twat.
You're also nowhere near as good as Todd.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
Nearer to the top.
I'm so far away from todd, i'm negative awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 30 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
You sicken me

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 30 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
well that confused me.
When I left /talk last night, you had just posted that.

Good Morning x
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
Morning.
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
oh you!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
I've just mixed a load of this in with the cat litter.
www.keepitsweet.co.uk/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/55/products_id/382?gclid=CO_k6snK45oCFY9_3godFkARAQ
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
Oh, you horrible man.
You do realise this might stop them using the tray, and then they will piss in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
They'd only do that once.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
I'm going to confiscate your kittens.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
ConfisCAT more like.
The whole kitten thing has proved me right. They are cunts and I hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
:(((((
You're horrible. I'm definitely taking them now.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
PS: Downloaded Being Human
And yes, it is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
Hello!
Yes, it is:) I finally watched the last one the other day, it's very good:) I nearly cried though, I've been watching too many series finales lately. The end of House S05 nearly finished me.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
Lucky you
I can never seem to find the time for Series unless I load them onto the iPod
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
I haven't been in work lately, so I've had loads of time.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
We have an Orang Utan Sanctuary here
That was advertising for a Nurse last week
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
Awww, that would be so cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
Unfortunately
It was for Indonesian Nationals because apparently the animals do not understand any other language (No Shit)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Oh balders you card.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
WIN!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
I might've just posted some filthy innuendo on your Facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
Me too.
Especially scrambled or in an egg foo yung from my local chinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
Nooo don't talk about food
*stuffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:29, archived)