Is knowing nothing about football enugh to qualify as metrosexual nowadays?
Surely there should be some Vogue devotion too.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I think Moohalaa was a metrosexual before he finally went all the way bent.
Poor Moohalaa.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:42, archived)