ME!
BLIMEY the football!
Who'd like to discuss the BIG GAME?
Or complain so all the girls can see you being metrosexual.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

Hi Jammers
There will be talk of b4sh3s later no doubt
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Oh no.
How can we quell this?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

At a guess, bingo.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

There's no stopping the internet
It's like a rolling stone gathering moss
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

That's most probably back hair.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

I thought you were going?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

I am
Just jesting
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

There's not much we can do.
Some tit was on here advertising it yesterday, and mentioned WiFi being available.

Great.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Oh great. Today will be loltastic.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

LOL I AM IN A PUB ON MY iPHONE!1!!!!!!11
I AM POTING THIS BECAUSE I AM TOO INSECURE TO SOCIALISE PROPERLY.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

They'll gaz each other.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Worse...
They'll update each other and the Internet on TWITTER, every 3 minutes, whilst sat in a corner of the venue, not speaking.
Then they'll take some photos and post them here for another 7 days.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

It beats me why they have human rights, as they're basically retarded animals.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Woodside, you are no longer any good at hiding your true nature, you terribly bitter man.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I certainly am BITTER.
And 12. And a virgin. And short. And mental.

Hey, if the internet says it enough times, it'll become true! Just like in Peter Pan.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Hurrah! :-D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

It's unlikely.
Last year there was no interwebbing, just booze.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

You're wrong.
www.b3ta.com/board/9481246
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Oh for the love of Christ.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Do you have a link?
I'd like to read that.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I don't, but it was Riverghost.
Easy to find as he hardly posts here.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Oh god.
"There's food and internet"

:(
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Last year was awesome, and there was no time for internet.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Why did he need to mention the internet?
For the love of JMG, why?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Because some people might want to check their emails on Sunday
they have wi-fi because it's a backpacker hotel. People staying there might want something to do before the bash starts and tomorrow morning.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

I know why there's internet there.
But why mention it? Why not focus on the socialising?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

B3tans can't do it.
And they get angry when people mention things they can't do.

Then they accuse you of being a troll and call you a virgin. Repeatedly.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Because he's ALL MAN.
With an IQ of 164 (when he last checked).
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I hear that he's not little.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

OVER 9000

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

You horrible fascist.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

*Head in hands*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

I'm tempted to dress up like a tit for the bash this afternoon
but part of me is saying no.
Which part of my brain should I listen to?
( SuperMatt, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

The part saying "don't go"

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

See, even our deluded Emo thinks it's a bad idea.
That must mean it's REALLY bad.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Nah, I'm going to go
As long as I don't drink, it'll be a nice cheap thing to do this weekend.
( SuperMatt, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Speak for yourself
I've just spent the last hour doing my hair.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

I'd like to see Badger go as Dave the Hat.
With a gun.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

He's saving lives today, so I am taking Mrs HB.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

What a man!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I am [-] this far away from getting on a train and fucking revision.
Hmmmmm.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 30 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

+roughly

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:40, archived)

I've got Sex Panther.
www.sex-panther.com/index.html
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Haha, what does it smell like IRL?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Like desire m'lady.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Haha. I might have to watch that now.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

It's made me instantly 150% more awesome.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Is knowing nothing about football enugh to qualify as metrosexual nowadays?
Surely there should be some Vogue devotion too.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I think Moohalaa was a metrosexual before he finally went all the way bent.
Poor Moohalaa.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

As I've stated before, it's going to go all the way at 0 - 0.
Everton to possibly sneak it on penalties.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I think I'll switch to 2-0 Chelsea.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'm going to watch it on the beach with some beers!
Everton v Chelsea doesn't really tickle my fancy though. Sounds like a bit of a dullfest.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Probably..
Neither are all out attackers.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 13:00, archived)