Because he's ALL MAN.
With an IQ of 164 (when he last checked).
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I hear that he's not little.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

OVER 9000

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

You horrible fascist.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 13:05, archived)