you can make any animal dance
if you shoot enough bullets at its feet.

admittedly this would not work for very small creatures, but then what the hell..
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

what is enough bullets for a dog?
what if you shot a bullet at each leg simultaneously (with a partner)?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:45, archived)