*lightens the mood*
*does a happy dinosaur dance*

What animal would you most like to dance for you and what kind of dance would it be?

I would like to see an elephant seal belly dancing.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Hmmm, I would like to see a giraffe doing the tango.
They would probably break their legs, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Would they be wearing any sort of special outfit?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Oh yes, full tuxedo and tails.
None of this argentinian open shirted nonsense.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

The lady giraffe should wear horribly thick orange make-up
all the professional dancers to it, it makes me want to shave their faces.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Ugh, I hate make up on men:(
I wish I'd taken dancing lessons when I was little, then I might have been like my grandad.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

Hanging around little girls' dance classes?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Haha, no. All Ireland Ballroom Dance Champion 1933.
I'd have to go back in time, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

AMAZING

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Shoegaze Panda

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Tarantula Charleston

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Moonwalking Millipede

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

WOOF WOOF I HAVE A NEW COMPUTER WOOOOOOO

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
is it lovely and fast?
( MrA, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

HURRAY
What is it?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

it's my old computer with a new Core Duo, new motherboard, new memory
I just had to ACTIVATE WINDOWS again
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

zoidberg doing the sorry dance

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Freedom Freedom Freedom hoy!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Monkey Monkey.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

OCTOPUS CAN CAN

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

you can make any animal dance
if you shoot enough bullets at its feet.

admittedly this would not work for very small creatures, but then what the hell..
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

what is enough bullets for a dog?
what if you shot a bullet at each leg simultaneously (with a partner)?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Foxtrot Corgi
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

YES

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

Hahaha
Awww
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

I like owls at the moment.
mad about owls at the moment.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:45, archived)