This constant demand to expand then deflate my lungs
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

I solved that by filling my lungs with tripe

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Yeah, but I'm saving that for tomorrow's lunch

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

you can have a friend squeeze your chest
so the lungtripe comes back up into your mouth to savour and swallow

like an internal tube of meat paste
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I don't have any friends
can you fabricate a giant pair of fingers for me that you squeeze together using a an old ships navigation wheel, reminiscent of a novelty nut cracker?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:56, archived)