No one will go the pub with me :(
what's wrong with your lives?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

I don't have a job.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

get a shit one.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

I'm trying.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Try harder

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

No, fuck off.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

:( meanie.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

EXAMS

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

This

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

I really need to start revising for mine.
and find out when they are.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

they all hate you probably

my life is alright thanks
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

you think your upset, me and E cannot be in that there London town for teh bash today
:(

/mega strops.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

I've got too much money, my penis is too big and I'm getting too much sex.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

hello piston

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

I am sad. Very sad and very very anxious.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

*massive squeezes*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

oooh be careful! My head might pop!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

Okay.
Have some owls instead
www.cuterush.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/2owls.jpg
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

OWLS! LOVELY OWLS! \o/

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

Do you like our owl?
aquabahn.com/atlantis/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/blade-runner-owl.jpg
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

EVIL OWL!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

I had a poo like that once

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

It's a bright, sunny day
I live near the coast.
I have quite a lot of spare cash in my bank account.

And I'm sitting at my desk at work.
( magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

This constant demand to expand then deflate my lungs
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

I solved that by filling my lungs with tripe

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

Yeah, but I'm saving that for tomorrow's lunch

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

you can have a friend squeeze your chest
so the lungtripe comes back up into your mouth to savour and swallow

like an internal tube of meat paste
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

I don't have any friends
can you fabricate a giant pair of fingers for me that you squeeze together using a an old ships navigation wheel, reminiscent of a novelty nut cracker?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

Waiting for universities to contact me.
Not doing work i should have done weeks ago because i don't have a clue what i'm doing.

Friends nowhere to be seen and my birthday just around the corner.

Take your pick.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 30 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

The touchpad on my laptop is fucked - whenever I left-"click", the machine freezes up.
And sometimes the keyboard spazzes out and inserts lots of gibberish into whatever I'm typing in a manner keyed to cause maximum annoyance.

But aside from these minor irritations, my life is awesome.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

that's cause you're awesome.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

did I mention I have a new computer?
I have a new computer
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

IHIDS.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

I sort of bought another widescreen monitro while I was at it
I now have a total of 40 inches
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

Tempt them with the beer garden.
I saw a spider, now I think everything is a spider.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:25, archived)