I thought you composed yourself quite eloquently.
I like how your new profile picture shows your chest. If this was done to convince everyone that you are a genuine female, it hasn't worked.

Let's get married.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

why on earth
are you checking my profile for changes

sad sad little man
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

The minute I mentioned your profile,
you clicked back on mine. Admit it.

You're not a regular, so the only reason you are still here is to further this arguement.

Now, about our wedding...
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

haven't looked
since I made my first judgement

I'm already betrothed. to a knight.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

i appreciate that you're just feeling a little defensive
but this really is a no-win situation, i advocate ducking out now. and possibly posting a thread about how sickrik is shit

my consulting fee is £3.10 per post. if you do post a thread about sickrik, you'd better have the money ready
( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Sorry, dear fellow
advocacy not needed.

far too much fun winding up squares.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

jolly good then
*doffs cap*
( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

*waves handkerchief*
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

*slowly masturbates carnation*

( spacefish bong!, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

I don't know.
I think c_d has probably been the highlight of my /talk evening. And if we were to get out JMG's patented UPSET-O-METER I don't reckon the Wobbletron Indicator would find much to go against her.

It's all been great forum banter as far as I'm concerned.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:34, archived)