Gah! If only Howard shuffled his feet a bit more to the right! :(
Silly Lampard - I wish he played like that for England.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

An annoying Chelsea fan was going on about how you had no right to be in the final.
I set him straight with VOLUME.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Just mention something about Barcelona

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

When 4 minutes of extra time, the same plank loudly bellowed
"It's all a fucking fix. This is Barcelona again."
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Needs more Drogba being a cunt
Oh, wait, that's there anyway.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

It needed more "him being punched"

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Big Dunc wouldn't have taken his sort of antics
The result would remain the same, but with more headbutts.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:33, archived)