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Should I buy Newcastle United?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
We have a WOBBLER in our midst, Jammy.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I can only HELP the situation.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
You should GAZ them and post the LOLHILARITY here

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6186645
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
I can only imagine I'll be able to solve this through my deep CARING and BULLYING.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
YOU GO, GIRL!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
Apparently she/he is 'bored of responding to me'
Does this mean I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
GET IN

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
That's ace

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
You know it makes sense.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
Red. As a friend and trusted companion.
I'd like you to join me in a swift, yet powerful takeover at the club.
I trust you'll pack your best wrestling suit and meet me for discussions and sandwiches at some point in the near future.
No fat birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Excellent.
In fact, I've just bought a new suit today.
It's a smashing light grey number.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
go for it
i was just going to ask if you'd heard ashley's trying to sell
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
What an absolutely WONDERFUL businessman.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
yes, quite.
sell when it's at its lowest possible value. i can see his logic. impeccable.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
just gazzed you
a wire story on him from the sunday times...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
I feel this is my best time to put up the cash, and ROMP to the top table of European Football.
Then pick a fight with one of those chubby Spanish owners.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

damnit Jammie, are you in on this?? I bet you're trying to do a line
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I can't deny no confirm ANYTHING said on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
I hope we (Everton) don't end up signing Owen
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I defended your lot in the pub today.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
Gah! If only Howard shuffled his feet a bit more to the right! :(
Silly Lampard - I wish he played like that for England.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
An annoying Chelsea fan was going on about how you had no right to be in the final.
I set him straight with VOLUME.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
Just mention something about Barcelona

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
When 4 minutes of extra time, the same plank loudly bellowed
"It's all a fucking fix. This is Barcelona again."
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
Needs more Drogba being a cunt
Oh, wait, that's there anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
It needed more "him being punched"

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
Big Dunc wouldn't have taken his sort of antics
The result would remain the same, but with more headbutts.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
His contract's up in about 4 weeks?
Or is it three days. I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
For £110,000 a week you'd better hope it's tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
They couldn't do much worse right now.
HA HA HOOO ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
How much would you offer?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
they know what they are doing, dressing like that
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN
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(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
Aw, poor Erasty:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
ARGGHH

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
At last!
Only 3 more for a line....
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

I am ONE OFF A LINE on TWO LINES
I am doing this face
EDIT dunno why not working, here
www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/UNS/UNS007/u16800488.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
a 404
this man is serious
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
I NO

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
GET IN

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Fuckbeans

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
People need to post more
come on dull thread rush
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
Yep.
Offer two bags of crisps and a flake.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
Is that your going rate?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
Nope.
I'm off crisps and choc.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
Oooh, this is cool:
dornob.com/faceless-wristwatch-blends-geek-innovation-style/
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:36, archived)