I mention my penis in my sig, I'm deffo flamboyant.
I've got cuffs like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

And I like you all the more for it, dear man!

Hooray, I feel a lifelong friendship blossoming, do you feel it too??
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Everytime I get close to someone they dissapear :(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

I am going nowhere chuck!
My presence is irritating to certain persons, and so I am obliged of course, by my stubborn nature to stay. and continue talking utter bollocks to be a nuisance!

I could murder a babybel. But there are none in the fridge. Life plummets when you least expect it.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:48, archived)