sickrik
I'm sure on some level he's a decent guy.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Hurray, new numbers!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

I was just reading your internet-spack on the popular page.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

yes, well
we're all entitled to a little, ahem, "internet spack" every once in a while, what what.

Brandies all round I say.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Who gives a shit?

( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

calm yourself
Can't we all just get along.

we could make friends forever collages
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

I'm sure his mummy loves him.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

by the by
I've heard his mummy loves a lot of people :-P
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

I doubt it.
He pretends that he puts his penis in people.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

so do i
is that wrong then?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Hush your mouth, pensioner.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

well
I suppose this is rather repellent, but somewhat better than truly wandering up to some hapless chap and actually sodomising them. Or the same for women. But I generalise people who are terribly vocal about their penises as being somewhat on the flamboyant side.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I mention my penis in my sig, I'm deffo flamboyant.
I've got cuffs like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

And I like you all the more for it, dear man!

Hooray, I feel a lifelong friendship blossoming, do you feel it too??
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Everytime I get close to someone they dissapear :(

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

I am going nowhere chuck!
My presence is irritating to certain persons, and so I am obliged of course, by my stubborn nature to stay. and continue talking utter bollocks to be a nuisance!

I could murder a babybel. But there are none in the fridge. Life plummets when you least expect it.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

bingo lingo, forum banter lets all trot off at a canter
53
( mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

:((((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Shitbollocks.

( broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Yay....that's two lines with two on...

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I HATE YOU AND YOUR MUM BECAUSE OF THIS

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

FUCKING YES!
These are the sort of numbers we are after.


Edit: 1000 posts. I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

you!
have a way with words, I thoroughly enjoyed that little poetic line of pure gold :-)
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

Uh huh

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Fucking hell:
www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2456549/Pythons-invade-Everglades
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

this is most irregular
a divide by zero error may occur
( spacefish bong!, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:02, archived)