I was drinking Pepsi Max during the FOOTBALL, JMG.
I am now drowning my sorrows due to the actions of the dirty Cockney gang.

Big Dunc wouldn't have stood for Drogba's antics.

YOU'D KNOW. We sold him to you by accident, once.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

He once beat up two Roma defenders.
Happy times.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

He also smashed a burglar in the face and went to prison
THAT'S A PROPER STRIKER, THERE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

PLAY ON!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

*forearm smash*
*mocks injured stewards*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

What's happened to the Yak? How injured is he?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

He'll be back for next season
Not sure if this was good or bad. His penalty against Pompey was almost as bad as Berbatov's.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:03, archived)