Yes
the was a horrible MOIDER

a stabbing, of course. I was interrogating the woman in the corner shop at the bottom of crown street earlier. She seemed to know more than she was letting on.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

You should've kicked her cunt in

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

I tied her to the cigarette display and invited local children to penetrate her.
I left it up to them to choose what with.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Can we just pretend I said a famous fat detective here in caps?
My mind's gone blank.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

The fat one from Daziel and Pascoe?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

Didn't watch it.
He'll do!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Exciting
There was lots of police about when I walked past it earlier.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

There were some hot lady coppers
I still think that ive yet to see an ugly female cop.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

They keep them hidden away

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:22, archived)