No, really. Fanta was invented in Nazi Germany,
because they couldn't import Coke and other popular drinks.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

I DON'T CARE
I AM MAKING FUN OF DOLE PEOPLE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:50, archived)