Well maybe he'll abandon you
But then he'll love us. LOVE US, JOHN
( Theoban What of it, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

JOHN
DON'T LISTEN TO THESE TRAITORS :(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

JOHN! JOHN! I LOVED YOU FIRST!
NICKALOLL...LOLAY..LLOLLLY....LOLLYA....HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU AT ALL
( Theoban What of it, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

JOHN CAN'T TAKE HIS ALE ROFL
Once he had 4 cans of Strongbow and fell over repeatedly by the canal.

Fun, if irritating times.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

Woah woah woah
He drinks Strongbow?

It's over, John. Good. Bye.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

GET IN.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 2:25, archived)