I AM STARTING A NEW THREAD TO SHOW NOT ONLY THAT I AM DRUNK BUT THAT I DISAPPROVE OF JMG
AND LET HIM SUE IF I AM WRONG
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

My reply, as this is. Can only go on to upset you on the internet.
No matter which words are used as part of said reply.

I'd also expect you to reply, pointing out how HAPPY you are with your current state of affairs, possibly to the point of including a "smiley" to clearly emphasise to any girls watching that you are indeed QUITE above this kind of thing.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:04, archived)

I clearly have a much better life than you, JMJ, as you have replied to me.
This proves that more girls like me.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

In this post I'll agree with your concerns to a certain extent, dampening flames with some well measured and in all truth better responses than most could offer.
I shall use this box to pretty much cement what is written above.

And here is where I use a line like: "I'm very important". Because that really irritates people who take the internet too seriously.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

IF THATS BRITAIN IT CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

ALL OF IT. NOT JUST THE WINNERS BUT THE REEDY VOICED OVER-GELLED GIRLY BOYS, THE CATERWAULING SCOTTISH TROUTS AND THE DEEPLY UNFUNNY 'COMEDY' DANCE ACTS

ESPECIALLY THOSE CUNTS WHOSE WHOLE ACT IS HILARIOUSLY BASED AROUND THEM BEING A BIT PUDGY AND THEIR ANCESTORS BEING GREEK.
I HOPE THEY DIE REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLY.

I'm stepping out of character here but it needs to be said.

Let's face it, it Mykey and Pickle Fairy got up and danced on the telly the only wau they'd get national recognition would be in fils that ended with captions like 'look at the damage these cunts have done, give generously to the Aberdeen urban regeneration fund'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:15, archived)

For fuck's sake
Go to bed, you're that pissed you're trying to start a fight with JMG.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:16, archived)

There was a murder in Aberdeen, tonight.
They shut the road.


HOW do I let my sweet intelligent eyes process their mundane lives?!
It's almost like they twitter. On here!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5804899
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

There's actually some quality internet in this thred
www.b3ta.com/talk/5804830
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:26, archived)

*Firm milkshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:29, archived)

Are we the only ones left up?
We could totally ruin the whole of the internet here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

What you've got to remember is that 98.5% of the internet now have me on block, so it's hard to really judge who's actually seeing this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:34, archived)