3:30 am- retarded pikeys try to break into to government secure building very noisily.
lets up the ante. said building is a 24/7x365 network control centre, which being 24/7x365, is currently holding about 50 odd workers, myself included.
as could be ascertained by a quick peep through the window, OR, even easier, a quick mental arithmetic of 'carpark containing 20-30 cars, lights on, music coming from upstairs window, people smoking outside.


jesus
where's the facepalm smilie when you need it
place is crawling with cops.
who reckons i should go for a midnight wander with my hood up and no ID and get a night off?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

This is the worst epsiode of 24 ever.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

it'll only be 4 shows long
i'm thinking a split screen of me peering at a screen in a dimly lit room, juxtaposed with an under the desk shot of me scratching my ass with unneccessary vigour.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sun 31 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

Wow pete, you're so manly and cool and clever, I wish I was manly and cool and clever like you are.
People on the internet will deffo think I was cool if I came up with that story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:06, archived)