It's another fucking Holy Day, which means the shops are shut
I feel this unfairly discriminates against people who need to buy food on Sundays
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Do some miracles

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

The fact I haven't ram-raided the local shop for beer and gingerbread is a miracle in itself

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

BEATIFY THIS NOW

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

don't you mean beautify?
I wouldn't mind being a Saint.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Not with that spelling

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:16, archived)