Today I have seen a lot of women walking about in very revealing clothes.
I notice that they only do this when the weather is hot.
It is very sexist of them to discriminate against me for the rest of the year.
What should be done about this?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

open your oven door
and put it on full blast
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Good lateral thinking, here.
And women are naturally drawn to kitchens...
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

I think I like the way it is at the moment,
we wouldn't appreciate it as much if it was hot and sunny all year round.
Just look at the aussies
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Morning sir

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Word up homez,
I burped this morning and it smelt of chicken kebab,
I thought you'd want to know that.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

It was a very good kebab though
In other news WORMULUS IS A GIRL
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

He is and DG was too much of a wuss to give me an arm wrestle
Did I miss any drama?
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

None at all
Just more drunken banter
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Shame,
I was hoping for an athma attack at the very least.
I overslept on my train and had to get a taxi from northampton, stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I would resent this...
but I love cooking - so I can't.
I can however - call you a chauvinistic sexist pig. :)
love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

You see, no woman can overpower my manly logic.
Now what's for dinner?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

She's austrailian,
so sausages or steak.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I'm a vegetarian.
So pasta with antipesto, topped with crumbled fetta.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Foodstuff illiteracy
poor skills :(
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

ehhh not really fussed to be honest.
I cook to eat, not to worry about how I spell what I'm making :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Make me some pissa then

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

make it yourself you lazy minge
love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

I like the summer
girls boobies are easier to see (:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

YES.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

It's another fucking Holy Day, which means the shops are shut
I feel this unfairly discriminates against people who need to buy food on Sundays
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Do some miracles

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

The fact I haven't ram-raided the local shop for beer and gingerbread is a miracle in itself

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

BEATIFY THIS NOW

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

don't you mean beautify?
I wouldn't mind being a Saint.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Not with that spelling

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Make winter hotter

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

No thanks! ):

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Just trying to fix the world

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

It would be a lot easier if women wore less.
And I've seen young wans out on the town in Glasgow, in December, dressed like trollops.
It CAN be done.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

You need the leather hard skin of a thousand sunbeds
You don't want to see any more of that on display
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Go fuck yourself, this winter was too warm as it is
It only got to minus 20 for one bloody day.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Argh bollocks
I don't have a card for my dad's birthday tomorrow.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO TIME BETWEEN NOW AND TOMORROW!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Ok....
I'm working in half an hour till 6.00.
There are going to be no shops open then, but I'll probably end up driving round trying to find one.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Happy b3ta day...
if only you had an icon, eh?
( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

STUCK IN FUCKING BERkHAMSTED
Stupid fucking trains.
/upset
( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

oh.
I am so sorry for your loss.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

There were so many people I wanted to see :(

( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

There will be more times for fun

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

AUGUST 15TH!!!

( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

MIRACLE ON THE VISTULA!
When Poland saved the world, again, with no thanks from anybody, again.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

I fell asleep on the train home
and had to get a taxi from Northampton,

I blame the trains for this.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

You should've telepathically communicated with me.
I could've given you a floor and bacon.
( WHARRGARBL, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

It was only to central MK
cost £28 which is not that bad I suppose and punishment for my own stupidity.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Ooh,
wouldn't have noticed that if you hadn't mentioned it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Well, erm,
I wasn't nosing around on your profile or anything. Oh no. Not me.
( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Don't worry,
i'm wanking over yours right now.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Happy to be of service :)

( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Isn't this what petrol stations are for?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

I don't know.
Do they sell cards and likely to be open?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Can you go to a shop before you go to work?
Do you work near other shops - you could pop down on your break. Or go tomorrow before you see your Dad. Or get a calendar so next year you get him one on time.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

No
No
I will only see my dad when he wakes me tomorrow before he goes work.
My mum reminded my yesterday before I went out.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

All day yesterday you moped around on here mithering that you had no-one to go to the pub with
and now you're panicking from being lazy. Don't expect any sympathy, you alcoholic parent-hater.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Meh, I forgot.
and sympathy off you cunts is like a retard drooling on my shoes.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:01, archived)