my comupter keeps overheating and shutting down
it's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum on the processor
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I CAN HELP!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

you know what, you always say that and I've never once seen you really help anyone
you terrible troll
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25, archived)