Everything is disgusting.I phoned Mrs HB late last night. She seemed drunk, which is disgusting. My ex-wife turned up at our gig last night, go drunk and fell over one of the fb monitors, that was disgusting but I didn't help matters when I asked the audience, "Anyone got a stick? I'll kill it". My dog left a barker's steaming egg in the conservatory last night. The pong was pretty disgustying, and now, I've got loads of disgusting work to finish off in the office before I go to that London to work all cocking night, which is also disgusting. How are you disgusting or when were you disgusting?
Yours,
Disgusted of Ely.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:12,
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Dis custard I do be puring on moi swiss roll is lovely.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:13,
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I wipe my bogeys on my students' homework(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:13,
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True this.When I was at school, we used to flick snot on the back of the policeman who used to do the school crossing patrol, after our lollypop lady had a nervous breadvan.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:15,
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No, I mean I fold their papers into a formal letterand then use my nose gunk as an elaborate sealing wax
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:17,
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my comupter keeps overheating and shutting downit's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum on the processor
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:14,
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you know what, you always say that and I've never once seen you really help anyoneyou terrible troll
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:25,
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