True this.
When I was at school, we used to flick snot on the back of the policeman who used to do the school crossing patrol, after our lollypop lady had a nervous breadvan.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 31 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

No, I mean I fold their papers into a formal letter
and then use my nose gunk as an elaborate sealing wax
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:17, archived)