It's not really finding when you've been tracking down your dealer for 5 hours

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

It's not really your dealer
when it's your drugs councillor.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

It's not really a councillor
when he's got a tourniquet on his arm
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:05, archived)