I, too, am an NHS cleric.
I never did trust those bastards in the white coats.
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(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)

I spent too long working with opticians,
to ever feel comfortable trusting them again.

My advice when it comes to eyes, is to go see an independant practitioner - all the large companies seem to be corrupt, only interested is extracting as much money as possible from you, for teatments that you probably don't need.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)