shave it off and wear a dog like a hat
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:33,
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I might use my rabbit as a hat.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:37,
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