My housemates and I were just on the park and some kids came through with water balloons.
They pelted a few people, including some girls, who then called the police. On CHILDREN. What's wrong with the world?
They came and sat with us for a bit. They were good lads.
( Malchick, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

That's how terrorists start

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

They also stole Housemate Raf's hat and shoes and he had to fight them back for it.
It's the funniest thing I've seen for ages.
( Malchick, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

You invited children to come sit with you?
When the police had been called?

...How's your police cell?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 31 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

We didn't invite them, they came over.

( Malchick, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

You came over them?
You're like Chris Langham.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

You're the laziest peado ever

( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

For fuck's sake, what a waste of police time.
Oh my god, I want the dog on the dog whisperer right now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

these are the sort of children that are RUINING our SOCIETY

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Water is very dangerous
people could have drowned!
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

how can you be sure they were DWARF TERRORISTS
with ACID BALLOONS
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

FUCK OFF CUNT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake.
What were these people like? I bet they were fucking Tories.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Mostly fat, 20-something-year-old students, three of them.
Stupid cunts.
( Malchick, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

I reckon the police should be given water bombs
for occasions such as this
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

This is a great idea.

( Malchick, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

they've alrady got water cannons
they're like the cheating dad who goes off to get the garden hose
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

if their shirts had got wet, they may have become tight and restricted breathing
you should have power hosed the fat cunts
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

Bell ends, all of them.
IHTDS.
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

I heartfully support this level of social bitterness against fun and pleasure

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

Should I bleach my hair, and then dye it bright red?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

shave it off and wear a dog like a hat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

I might use my rabbit as a hat.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

A friend of mine was arrested for knocking a police officer's hat off with a super soaker
Although to be fair to the officer, it was after the second time when the officer had already gone back to the station to get changed after the first time.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:33, archived)