I've got a backlog of wank pots for this very occasion.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

you could start a mail order internet-cum company
allowing your consumers to bathe like cleopatra in aspies milk
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

Sperm Mhale
Sperm Whail

No, doesn't work :(
( Druid, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:24, archived)