It's amazing how sweaty internet men get caught up in this sort of thing.
I bet they had a stash of jelly knocking about somewhere Just In Case.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 31 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

I have no doubt
and a paddling pool prefilled with mud if the jelly wasn't just right ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:02, archived)