JMG.
Overenthusiastic thoughts?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

JMG.
Good evening, and how is the North East?
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

relegated

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

Not entirely.
The Black Cats still represent.

I can't wait for the Burnley/Sunderland derby!
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'm sure Hull will feel left out.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

Hull are a set of cunts.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

To prove your point
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Case rested.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

I had my Graduation Ball last night. It was full of TEARS.. but the good kind of tears. I'm gonna miss working with those guys.

( __, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

Have you bumped them off?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

YES
No.

We're all off to the beach tomorrow.
( __, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

YOU'RE BURYING THEM!
I'm ON to you!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

Oh fuck

( __, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

*starts involuntary dry humping of mid-air*

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

THE JMG DANCESLAM!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

YER DUGS GOT TITS!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

Is anyone else watching this tourettes thing on BBC 1?
There are some classics.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

*guy playing pool* "I'M A RAPIST... Oh, did you pot a ball there?"

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

north

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

I am off my tits on imitation Red Bull
*whizzzzz*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

JAI HO!

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

Victory to you.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

RED RIDDLER!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

shark torpedos
good idea or bad idea?
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

That depends.
Torpedo for killing Sharks, or Torpedo made of Shark?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

I'd like to see them tested, first.
I'm a careful leader at sea.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)