rehab, my battle with depression/babycham/fame, my secret affair with the gasman
stay tuned for more of these stories as they try and sustain her celebrity
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

You just know The Sun is going to do a 2 page spread revealing her all night orgies with Gordon Brown.
Oh dear, I just disgusted myself.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

like one bulldog licking custard off the face of another

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

this made me chuckle
www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/04/0430_susan_jack_spl97123_004_splash.jpg
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)