Too early for a BBC post?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/uk/8076413.stm

loffle

Didn't take long.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)

i want to throat fuck her future sister

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

only a matter of time
before the media hound her to death.
exploiting ungly fat tards... well lets face it they had to replace jade goody somehow.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

pikeytards at your workplace...
were they ever arrested last night?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

haha yeah they caught 2 males.. that's all they said
i originally heard they put in a window but it was a fire door.
retards
i mean there's people all over the place here! security patrol the perimeters half-hourly, and internal patrols hourly. you'd have to be a grade a mong to think you'd get anything.. wait..
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

rehab, my battle with depression/babycham/fame, my secret affair with the gasman
stay tuned for more of these stories as they try and sustain her celebrity
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

You just know The Sun is going to do a 2 page spread revealing her all night orgies with Gordon Brown.
Oh dear, I just disgusted myself.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

like one bulldog licking custard off the face of another

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

this made me chuckle
www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/04/0430_susan_jack_spl97123_004_splash.jpg
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)

It's always too late for a bbc post.
I don't get why people post them on here all the time.. I mean, I CAN TYPE BBC.CO.UK TOO. but it's early morning and it's slow so its all good..
( Cae1, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)