I'm on the edge of my seat here, I NEED TO KNOW!!
WHERE IS YOUR BACON COMING FROM?

CHRIST, THE SUSPENSE IS UNBEARABLE
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:01, archived)

All hail Bacon

(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:04, archived)

I'M ASKING YOU.
Help me, my bacon saviour.

You're my only hope.
( gone, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:25, archived)

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST CAN'T TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR A DECISION LIKE THAT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:31, archived)

BUT HOW WILL I GET BACON?!
:(

[Closed caption: Unhappy smiley face]
( gone, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:36, archived)

I'll level with you dude, I don't care how you get bacon or even if you get bacon

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:37, archived)

Thanks.
I appreciate the fact you realise it's a problem for me, and I'm taking steps to recover from it.
( gone, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:39, archived)

Also, I don't really want any fucking bacon now.
Which is a bit of a cunt, all told.
( gone, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:40, archived)