Mnnngh.
Hello, /talk.

I've taken the wrong loldrugs through my own stupidity, and I can't sleep.

My choices are either:
A) Defrost bacon, cook bacon.

or ii) Go to the 24 hour pool club-type place that will sell me a bacon sandwich. There seems to be lots of these in Bournemouth.

I am torn.
( gone, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 4:44, archived)

Either way, sounds like bacon
Only question is whether you want to play pool or not...
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 4:59, archived)

hello new person
did we do that already?

anyway, hello etc
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:39, archived)

Yes
Though I'm not technically new... Been lurking for a while now. I had revealed myself earlier to be an American easily influenced by foreign mannerisms (read B3ta enough that my internal monologue is spouting off random colloquialisms without warning).

Hellos etc are still welcome however :)
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:12, archived)

if you've made fewer than 50,000 posts then you're a n00b here
that's the rules
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:28, archived)

Only another 40ish years to go at my current rate then.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:49, archived)

28 years for me
if only life would stop getting in the way.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:52, archived)

That's postism that is!
How in fuck am I supposed to have a 50k post count? Oh well, from the look of things /talk isn't a bad place to start!
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:11, archived)

I'm on the edge of my seat here, I NEED TO KNOW!!
WHERE IS YOUR BACON COMING FROM?

CHRIST, THE SUSPENSE IS UNBEARABLE
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:01, archived)

All hail Bacon

(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:04, archived)

I'M ASKING YOU.
Help me, my bacon saviour.

You're my only hope.
( gone, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:25, archived)

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST CAN'T TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR A DECISION LIKE THAT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:31, archived)

BUT HOW WILL I GET BACON?!
:(

[Closed caption: Unhappy smiley face]
( gone, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:36, archived)

I'll level with you dude, I don't care how you get bacon or even if you get bacon

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:37, archived)

Thanks.
I appreciate the fact you realise it's a problem for me, and I'm taking steps to recover from it.
( gone, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:39, archived)

Also, I don't really want any fucking bacon now.
Which is a bit of a cunt, all told.
( gone, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:40, archived)

Bacon is always the answer

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:50, archived)

he's right. bacon IS the answer
all hail bacon.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:12, archived)

I just had a huge portion of Roast Pork, Sauted Potatoes, Spring Onions and BEANS
Crackling an' all for lunch. (Cooked it in the microwave and let the smell waft around the office much to the annoyance of my predominately Muslim workforce) *Winner*
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:31, archived)

nice
i was offending vegetarians with my evil bacon farts earlier.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:39, archived)

The mix of pork and beans
Is brewing quite nicely for later thank you!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:45, archived)

Veges I can live with
its the overpowering self righteousness of Vegans that get right up my nose.

Shut up shut up shut up , if it is so bloody good why is it you look so fucking ill and pasty...fuck off!

/rant over.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:46, archived)