I declare a day of celebrations then!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:59, archived)

I dont like celebrations
I like big bags of maltesers instead.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

maltesers are cunt
you put one in your mouth thinking oh wow, this is a nice chocolate thing then you bite into it and SURPRISE, IT'S A FUCKING HORRIBLE DRY BISCUITY PIECE OF CRAP

fuck off maltesers
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)

I Like them.
so ner ner ne ner ner.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)

no you don't
trust me on this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)