that's it! i'm done
no more night shifts, no more weekend,s no more job i hate
it's sunny and the birds are singing.
i'm gonna go get plastered and join em.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:56, archived)

I declare a day of celebrations then!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:59, archived)

I dont like celebrations
I like big bags of maltesers instead.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

maltesers are cunt
you put one in your mouth thinking oh wow, this is a nice chocolate thing then you bite into it and SURPRISE, IT'S A FUCKING HORRIBLE DRY BISCUITY PIECE OF CRAP

fuck off maltesers
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)

I Like them.
so ner ner ne ner ner.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)

no you don't
trust me on this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)

does someone give you a biscuit every time you tell us this?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:17, archived)

I'm going to buy a massive rucksack and a coffee grinder today.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)

no you're not

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Awesome
I'm listening to The Germs. I quite like them. I really wish I was born in the 80's sometimes.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

Yer dugs got tits.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

ABERDEEN

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

MURDER CITY
When they announced the dead guys name I thought it was a famous playwriter....
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

I swear i didnt do it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

*some kind of hilarious fat comment*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

*jumps on bandwagon to be popular*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

*watches bandwagon collapse due to LOLFAT*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)