Must stop laughing at cuntgushing
I'm a respectable laydee doncha know. Oh wait...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

GET BACK IN THE GARDEN

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Cant, I have an interview to screw up now.
I'll be back in the garden later, manacled to the barrels. Promise
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Okie dokey then.

Just remember to not bonk the phone on your head to answer questions morse code style and try and answer with your head mouth.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

good luck

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)