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Blimey! Susan Boyle 'ey?
I wonder how many b3tans have been in the funny farm?

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
MAKE IT STOP

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
I NO
Cross posting right.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
not me, that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
GAH!
Morning all :)

Was good seeing some of you lot at the bash, I hope I didn't break too many hearts. Also Wormulus lost an arm wrestle to a girl, not a chubber but quite a fit one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
Was that the same girl you refused to arm wrestle?
I think it was
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
Hahah no because arm wrestling when down the pub is for spastics who need to prove their masculinity because they've got tiny tiny cocks.
I already told you this last night!

You felt the need to try and arm wrestle me because you felt threatened by me. I don't feel threatened by anyone so don't need to as I'm fucking cool and don't try and woo girls with kababs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
yeah yeah,
something about Cher.

edit: what becky said
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
;P
EDIT: You want to sit on my lap?!? eeeeeeeerrrgggh
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
Bah, I'd have sat in your lap instead of perching on the chair arm
only I thought you'd break as your mum didn't see fit to provide you with manly muscles and bones when she shit you out.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
zing

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
You were just implementing your mum's house rules that's all, I understand.

Rule 1: NO SPASTICS ON THE FABRIC
Rule 2: NO CUNT GUSHING ON THE NICE BOYS
Rule 3: NO LIFTING AND BITING BARRELS IN THE GARDEN WHEN WE HAVE GUESTS
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
Must stop laughing at cuntgushing
I'm a respectable laydee doncha know. Oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
GET BACK IN THE GARDEN

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
Cant, I have an interview to screw up now.
I'll be back in the garden later, manacled to the barrels. Promise
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
Okie dokey then.

Just remember to not bonk the phone on your head to answer questions morse code style and try and answer with your head mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
good luck

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
didn't meet me though, didja?
can't have been that good
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
I needed you THERE :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
you going to the hood-butter one?
i might be THERE
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
I will be indeed :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
i will shake your hand manfully
but i won't kiss you, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
it was good to see you again.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
You too again bro :)
I felt like a child on Santa Claus' knee. Only santa had grabby hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
sorry :(

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
I enjoyed it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
I've not
Been in the hospital for LOLMENTAL hilarity but that's a few years ago now
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
It wouldn't be surprising if I ended up in one.
I think there is something wrong with my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
Me too!
It must be this over thinking we've been discussing lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
I don't think you will.
And from what I've seen of you - you're lovely. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
I've never been an in-patient (aka living in hospital/under supervision)
but I've been an out-patient for nearly 20 years.

I should be grateful that things have never got that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
someone here did. can't remember who.
they took some pictures, they were in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
haha, what a prick
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue359/
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
oh, it was HIM
i hate him, he's such a bellend
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
i find he insists upon himself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
Shallow and pedantic?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
i feel it has no real substance

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
This explains a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
i've never wondered that, as i don't care enough

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
Also I've never been inside as I'm too happy all the time :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
you've never been inside a building or any kind?
do you live in the woods? i bet you live in the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
He hides under piles of leaves and jumps out at passing joggers
Waving his button mushroom penis at them and meowing like an angry cat
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
hehehe you've been WATCHING me :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
Purple teapot I is well mental and so R mi mates
RANDOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
I think I would need
to have a bit of a "rest" if I'd had the last couple of months that she's had.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
i suspect she will go totally loopy, take a bunch of acid, and record the greatest psychedelic album in thirty years
i wonder if the bookies will give me good odds on that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)