unless it was a fat, bald fellow
it weren't me. although considering the number of weddings I was at last year, it's more than likely ... perhaps I was having a "slim" day ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)

You're not a geordie, are you?
Like all other geordies I've ever met, he was skinny and bald. I think they must all have an overactive metabolism, to cope with all the brown ale.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)