I'm going to steal your girlfriend.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

I believe the customary 'fight for the girl' tradition is
willy battles in a public shower.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

scrap that, I'm stealing your girlfriend's boyfriend.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)