I sometimes think the internet was invented just so I could annoy and upset people

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)

If it wasn't, it should have been.
It's like it was purpose built.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)