I'm full of nectarines.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

being
a member of the conservative party thats not exactly surprising, just make sure you remove them from your arse and wash them this time before putting them back in the fruit bowl.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

Going to pop them all out like
a Thai prostitute would ping-pong balls?
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

They're kind of corroded by stomach acid by now,
so that might be a bit gooey.
( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

a Thai Prostitute would ping-pong balls Tubgirl
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

Whereas
I quite fancy watching the Italian Job when I get in.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)